WHAT?!!!!! I'm gonna kick your.........

That's pretty much went through my brain yesterday as I was eating lunch with Zach at school. Yesterday was mystery-meat burritos or yogurt and string cheese - can you say "GAG!". I hadn't been to the grocery store for the week yet and we were out of pretty much everything, so I decided that Katie and I would take lunch to Zach. We hit McDonald's (yes, a trade-out of school heartburn for McD's heartburn - but a lesser of 2 evils to be sure!) and got to his school just in time for lunch. As we were sitting there trying to eat our lunch in 15 minutes - good heavens I don't understand that idea! - one of Zach's friends says "Zach, your sister sure is cute. I'm gonna date her when we get older.". That's when the above title ran through my brain - along with "over my dead body!"!! Yep, I was ready to kick this little 1st graders fannie! Of course, I didn't have to say anything because Zach immediately jumped in and said "Oh no you AREN'T! She's MY sister and I will decide who's dating her!". Ok, so not exactly the ideal situation to have your big brother choosing your dates - but hey, I survived - and I had 3 big brothers!!...............and all of my dates brought me home safe and sound..........and only a couple required big brother interventions.................LOL! Ugh, the thought of the teenage years to come........................